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A whole clinic, on your phone. At-home labs. Physician reviewed. Medications delivered. Always ships free.

Pick Your Panel

Your body, decoded - from the kitchen counter.

The biomarkers that quietly shape how you sleep, lift, think and age - collected painlessly at home, read by a real physician, delivered in days.

No waiting roomResults in days

100% At-Home

No appointments. Collect your sample in the privacy and comfort of your home.

We Ship to You

Everything you need is shipped free and discreetly to your door.

Easy Collection

Simple, guided process. Pain-minimizing finger prick or easy sample collection.

Physician Reviewed

CLIA-certified labs and a licensed physician reviews your results.

All panels include at-home collection kit, lab processing, and physician review.
Biggest Impact

Ultimate Panel

The full longevity picture - hormones, metabolic, cardiovascular, inflammation, and vitamins in one at-home collection.

$255/ moMonthly membership
  • Full HRT + Weight Management coverage
  • Apo-B, Lp(a), comprehensive lipids
  • hs-CRP, homocysteine, GGT, ferritin
  • Vitamin D, B12, folate, omega-3 index
  • Heavy metals screen
  • Insulin, fasting glucose, A1C

Representative list of biomarkers.

Weight Management Panel

Metabolic and hormonal context before or during a GLP-1 program.

$148.75/ moMonthly membership
  • Fasting glucose, A1C, insulin
  • Lipid panel with ApoB
  • Liver and kidney function
  • Thyroid screen
  • Cortisol AM
  • Inflammation markers

Representative list of biomarkers.

Most Popular

Cardiac Panel

Advanced cardiovascular read that goes beyond a standard lipid panel to surface hidden risk.

$191.25/ moMonthly membership
  • ApoB, Lp(a)
  • Total, LDL, HDL, VLDL cholesterol
  • Triglycerides
  • hs-CRP
  • Homocysteine
  • Fasting glucose, A1C

Representative list of biomarkers.

Thyroid Panel

Targeted thyroid read when energy, weight, mood, or temperature feel off.

$127.50/ moMonthly membership
  • TSH
  • Free T3
  • Free T4
  • Reverse T3
  • TPO antibodies
  • Thyroglobulin antibodies

Representative list of biomarkers.

Coming Soon

Male HRT Panel

The required baseline for TRT and men's hormone protocols - plus safety markers.

$170/ moMonthly membership
Coming Soon

Female HRT Panel

The baseline for perimenopause, menopause, and women's hormone protocols.

$170/ moMonthly membership

How at-home testing works

How it works.

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Order in minutes

Lab kits arrive quick and discreetly to your door. No commitment to subscribe to a protocol.
At-home painless blood collection device on a linen surface

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Easy home collection

  • Free expedited shipping both ways
  • Rated less painful compared to traditional blood draws
  • Designed for easy self-collection, no assistance needed
Person reviewing biomarker trends on a phone

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Results in days, not weeks

Re-test as directed to monitor and optimize your health improvements over time.

The difference

Happy Labs vs. the rest

Happy Labs

Physician oversight

Board-certified physicians review every intake and titrate your protocol

Personalization

Dose, delivery, and add-ons matched to your labs and symptoms

Formulary

Injectable, oral, topical, and patch options in a single program

Labs & monitoring

Baseline plus follow-up labs built into your plan

Ongoing support

Message your care team anytime, adjustments made in days

Pricing

Transparent monthly pricing: doctor visits, labs, medications, supplies, and shipping included

Traditional clinics

Physician oversight

Nurse-led or subscription mills with limited physician involvement

Personalization

One-size templates and rigid protocols

Formulary

Injectable only, or a single delivery method

Labs & monitoring

Charged separately or skipped altogether

Ongoing support

Quarterly visits and long wait times

Pricing

Membership fees stacked on top of medication cost